OH MY GOSH! ! !! ! ! ! !

I opened the paper and who do I see?

None other than The King of Pee.

Peas and Pizza-­Just about the best

And the SI* swimsuit edition would put the patient UP for the test!

As he entertains himself

With SI (and his new plot in life)

He will have to give thought

Of how to appease his wife.

Oh Doctor Whiz you’ve done it again:

Microwaves and vasectomies show you’re the KING PIN!!! !!

*Sports Illustrated

Reprinted with permission by Eugenia Lind

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