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OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!! (once again!)

May 14, 2010

I opened the paper

And who do I see?

None other than

The King of Pee.

Peas and Pizza–

Just about the best

And the SI* swimsuit edition

Would put the patient

UP for the test!

As he entertains himself

With SI (and his new plot in life)

He will have to give thought

Of how to appease his wife.

Oh Doctor Whiz

You`ve done it again:

Microwaves and vasectomies

Show you`re the KING PIN!!!!!

*Sports Illustrated

Contributed by the Wiz’s dear friend  Eugenia Lind